After receiving an email from a friend, could not fail to share these pearls found in police reports. Check
and leave if you are able to laugh .
and leave if you are able to laugh .
"Lord delegation, was received at the Emergency Municipal citizen, victim of" laughter. "Laughter" in the chest, face and back. Here is attached a "bottleneck" of bottle (Is not it BOTTLENECKS ) "
" The vehicle during the accident, had smashed into the bumper and front fenders, and we could not gather better data because the victim have fled at a gallop. "(It was a trampling of horse)
" The driver was arrested on the spot to be driving at speed "incombátivel" with the local "(What to think).
" occurred " abarroamento people. " "The conducted, apart from noise, yet cursed with all the words with a lower echelon." (Well .. in our country, everything is a matter of rank)
"We cover the ambulance to conduct a" mental debt "to the PSM." (You can guess who is with mental speed?)
"The driver endangering people's safety because he was giving "horse london" in the street ... "(That Paul ... who is Paul?)
" When they arrived, found the victim lying on the ground, apparently having committed "murder against himself." (That one believes in reincarnation, eh?)
" The vehicle during the accident, had smashed into the bumper and front fenders, and we could not gather better data because the victim have fled at a gallop. "(It was a trampling of horse)
" The driver was arrested on the spot to be driving at speed "incombátivel" with the local "(What to think).
" occurred " abarroamento people. " "The conducted, apart from noise, yet cursed with all the words with a lower echelon." (Well .. in our country, everything is a matter of rank)
"We cover the ambulance to conduct a" mental debt "to the PSM." (You can guess who is with mental speed?)
"The driver endangering people's safety because he was giving "horse london" in the street ... "(That Paul ... who is Paul?)
" When they arrived, found the victim lying on the ground, apparently having committed "murder against himself." (That one believes in reincarnation, eh?)
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